Unromantic rainfall

I love it when it rains. Like all compulsive romanticists. One of my fantasies is to kiss a certain someone in the rain, no! Not Raja Hindustani style, in a more romatic-er way!

Its been raining for the past four days, initially it was fun and so romantic but, it lost all its glory and grace, a day before from the now! The roads got flooded and my khatarra kinetic decided to give up. It stopped. Right in the middle of the road at 9 in the night, with a million cars honking their honkers off, I was standing all alone in the rain, left to paddle, waddle and babble all by myself. I managed to waddle and bring the b***ch to the drier parts of the road. I kicked it. I kicked it all the more, no it wouldnt start and that precise moment I saw a shining light! And I thought it was my prince on white ghoda... but as luck would have it, it was an old middle-aged and probably sexually frustrated uncle trying to show all his sexual energy on the kickstart of this scooter, Bajaj. Hamara Bajaj!

I screamed and I asked him for help, he was noble enough to drop me to my house. I reach home and my mother is almost in tears. Reason? Worried sick about teenaged daughter, I was spared the hysterics this time. **Thankyou God**

I open my bag and there is a gallon of water inside it and my bechara player fell prey to the conniving water. It is dead now, with water droplets shining from the inside.

Rain! You suck.

Actually you don't, but next time please send my prince to the rescue.

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Jay said...

sexually frustated uncle ...
and sexual energy ??

Did not actually get it ;)

Nice post! Gave me a picture of all that .. nice !!

amrit said...

LOL! Hope a Prince actually turns up the next time! :D

Mark IV said...

its precipitation and the normal water cycle... a temporary difference in the moisture levels...
not as sexy when u give it a thought is it? be a realist people... its not as sexy when ur drenched in the boot and ur socks give a squeech and a welsh with every step...

The mocking spirit said...

@Amrit
Seriously... I just wish! WISH! And why do you think I stalked you in the first place? :D

Hoping you get the damn hint NOW!
:D

@Mark Four!
Precisely what I wrote about. No matter what you say... I shall keep waiting for my prince of the traditional white ghoda! :D

The mocking spirit said...

on*

adam brown said...

hello, i emailed you but got an error. anyway here's the reg cleaner i uses, this shit is good, don't stay without protection!

S.Subadesh Kanna said...

you looking for a prince?
i'll be right there ;)
just tell me which road was that :D

S.Subadesh Kanna said...

as u say...yeah, princes just show up, which ascertains tat the s******** frustrated uncle tat u mentioned is your prince... :P

The mocking spirit said...

Ouch! Subadesh

I hope not! I am sad already.

Soul Assassin said...

Rain is good. But only when you get to play football with the guys. Or get to take the car out and waste petrol. There's no such thing as romatic rain.

The Duke said...

why even bother to get outta bed when it rains? actually its a good time to improve one's book cricket skills... i've always thought of blogging about some interesting experience in the rain but as i had said... i never get outta bed.